Where are my return address labels?!

So I’ve been here in the deep south for a year and a month and have NOT received a single promo return address label….not one!  All my adult life I’ve had return address labels sent to me within six weeks of any move to a new address.  I fear this is another form of oppression doled out by the ruling class, preventing me an identity and means of expression.  Imagine sending out your annual Christmas letter without colorful Christmas themed return address labels to put your stamp on the envelope.